The Story

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After 3 hours of hard work, laboring over a plethora of tools, Phil Roberts realized that scale model cars carved out of ice just weren't his thing (Kyle). Cleaning up the puddle of ice water on the floor, Phil planned his next attempt to end his boredom, boredom that had accompanied the coming of summer and the end of school (steven). However, a nuclear bomb blew up the whole world, killing Phil, and the only people left alive were Steven and Craig (Phil). Thus commenced a bloody fight to the death with a sharp tongue on one side and tricky Boy Scout skills on the other (Kyle). After a long and grueling fight, Steven lowered Craig's self esteem so much that Craig started to cry, causing the whole universe to fill with tears (Phil). At this point steven unintentionally consoled craig by calling him a "fat-ass", which craig interpreted as meaning that his buttocks was "pretty hawt and tempting" (steven). Reinvigorated with new confidence, Craig used his magical Jedi powers to summon a ferocious shark eating man (Phil).